Girls Getting Ready to go OUT!

Oh my god i do not understand why it takes girls so F-ing long to get ready! I guess i cannot make a blanket statement because it does not take all girls the same amount of time to get ready. I guess i will break girls down into three categories:

• Girls that get ready almost as fast as men.
• Girls that are just a little late for everything.
• Girls that everyone f-ing hates because you take FOREVER!

This blog is not really addressing the first two types of girls because it is obvious that all girls have to take time to get ready. And I know their are a couple girls out there reading this blog while saying “I don’t need time to get ready!” You are probably the girl that most guys do not approach because you are ugly or you just don’t take care of yourself. SO you should probably get a makeover and let some of your girlfriends show you how to get ready so a guy might buy you a drink the next time you go out! Now back to my point. I do not think it is actually necessary for a girl to take an abundance of time to get ready. Anything over an hour and a half is just over kill! Come on girls how much makeup can you put on, how many hairs can you pluck, and what the F are you doing to your hair that takes a flat iron, curling iron, 7 different types of brushes, hairspray, moose and wax! Lets get a grip! Trust me girls after the first layer of makeup the additional coats, do nothing, but stain white fabric! Do you really want some poor schmuck (i say poor schmuck because he is going home with you and has no idea how much makeup you truly have on) to be disappointed in the morning when he wakes up next to a stranger because your 7 layers of makeup rubbed off on to the black pillow case that is now beige! I just don’t get the reasoning behind totally changing your appearance just for a few hours of dancing. Maybe girls do it as some kind of sick game to mess with guys heads. “You thought you were going home with a 10 but you are waking up next to a 7 at best! Booya!”  It makes no sense to me at all. For some girls its Halloween every day because when they get home they have to take off their mask! Maybe they like the mask because the plain face is a lot scarier than the mask. lol I would love to understand the concept and justification behind a girl taking longer than 1 hour 30 minutes to get ready! Have at it girls enlighten me!